How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad: Have you seen my phone?
You: I sent it off, I know not where.
Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
Friend: You're so crazy.
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
Mom: Stop changing channels--
Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

lezbroh:

when you feel yourself getting attatched

me: ya know, I think he's gonna be my new favorite charact---
character: dies

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE

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peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

poketrainersara:

i want a 3ds i want a 3ds i want a 3ds i want a 3ds
I waNT A 3dsx aND POKEMON xy aND SSB AGNADHBAH

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

high resolution →

krudman:

Artist Friendship Ritual

princehal-lordhal:

I can never unlike a post again it makes me sad 

jamfisher:

how to make an oc - by jam 

askthegreycreeper:

scoone:

I scroll down to see the whole post and then I scroll up to reblog but

its funny because he is like staring at the reblog button

partypeen:

instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(Source: allkillernofiller)

farareusis:

do you ever think of a character and you just

turn into stephen colbert for a minute

kairisma:

melbudz:

swing-set-in-december:

YEP.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LITTLE.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LOT.

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