How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

Dad: Have you seen my phone?
You: I sent it off, I know not where.
Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
Friend: You're so crazy.
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
Mom: Stop changing channels--
Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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misterdiddums:

One time Jane threw an apple at Loki and survived. 

lanimalu:

Loki’d 1. More to come. :D

takemetothedungeons:

Tom Hiddleston on set.

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loki-cat:

JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE AN AMATEUR VILLAIN WHO’S SO OVERLY PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR HIS FIRST HUMAN KILL OMFG

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arsonist01:

homovikings:

rock and roll is in my blood

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dearlokigodofmischief:

chaperoned:

LOKI DID HIS WAITING

12 YEARS OF IT

IN AZKABAN

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frankenbolt:

homovikings:

stephherself:

OMG, I’m watching E News and they randomly show a teaser for Thor 2 and this bastard shows up. I’m fangirling so damn hard!!!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA VOMIT ALL I FUCKING SEE IS TOMMY WISEAU FROM THE ROOM

…

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHSHDSBFLJABFLRHG;AJDNF;SDKFJ;IE

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

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fandomsandwich:

BRILLIANT

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